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| President Reagan
But there are advantages to being elected President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. |
| Oscar Wilde
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.' |
| Oscar Wilde
As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination. When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular. |
| Flann O'Brien
Rome wasn't built in A.D. |
| Conan O'Brien
"A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh." |
| P. J. O'Rourke
Never serve oysters in a month that has no paycheck in it. |
| Unknown Author
A limerick packs laughs anatomical Into space that is quite economical. But the good ones I've seen So seldom are clean And the clean ones so seldom are comical. |
| Relics: People who have been going to Mass for so long, they actually know when to sit, kneel, and stand.
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| Jonathan Swift
"Burn everything British," he once advised his Irish countrymen, "except their coal." |
| Brendan Behan
I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. |
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