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| Oliver Godsmith
On the stage he was natural, simple, affecting;T'was only that when he was off he was acting. Notes: on David Garrick, from Retaliation |
| Denis Healey
First law on holes - when you're in one, stop digging. |
| George Bernard Shaw
He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. |
| The shovels haven't arrived, and until they do, you'll have to lean on each other.
Notes: Notice on a Cork building site: |
| Brendan Behan
I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. |
| Oscar Wilde
Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much. |
| Richard Harris
I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that and find out later that I already have. Notes: in reference to what happens when he drank |
| George Bernard Shaw
I often quote myself, it adds spice to my conversation. |
| Oscar Wilde
A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. |
| Brendan Behan
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in. |
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