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| Oliver Goldsmith
When any one of our relations was found to be a person of a very bad character, a troublesome guest, or one we desired to get rid of, upon his leaving my house I ever took care to lend him a riding-coat, or a pair of boots, or sometimes a horse of small value, and I always had the satisfaction of finding he never came back to return them. |
| Chicago Mayor Richard Daley
No man is an Ireland. |
| Oliver Goldsmith
Let schoolmasters puzzle their brain, With grammar, and nonsense, and learning. Good liquor, I stoutly maintain, Gives genius a better discerning. |
| Danny McGoorty
One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. Notes: Irish Pool Player |
| Richard Harris
They'd go to the opening of an envelope. Any big occasion, they're always there. Anything for exposure. We can do without them. Actors are unimportant. Notes: on actors |
| George Bernard Shaw
Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about them. |
| Austin O'Malley
An Irishman can be worried by the consciousness that there is nothing to worry about. |
| Sean O'Casey
That's the Irish people all over - they treat a joke as a serious thing, and a serious thing as a joke. |
| P. J. O'Rourke
You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. |
| Oscar Wilde
After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. |
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