|Here's to a fellow who smiles|
When life runs along like a song.
And here's to the lad who can smile
When everything goes dead wrong.
|Here's to a long life and a merry one.|
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold beer -- and another one!
|Here's to a sweetheart, a bottle, and a friend.|
The first beautiful, the second full, the last ever faithful.
|Here's to all of the women who have used me and abused me...|
And may they continue to do so!
|Here's to beefsteak when you're hungry,|
Whiskey when you're dry,
All the women you'll ever want,
And heaven when you die.
|Here's to cheating, stealing, fighting, and drinking.|
If you cheat, may you cheat death.
If you steal, may you steal a woman's heart.
If you fight, may you fight for a brother.
And if you drink, may you drink with me.
|Here's to Destiny|
May she not forget us in our time.
|Here's to Eileen O'Hara|
For her life held no terror
Born a virgin
Died a virgin
No runs, no hits, no errors
|Here's to good Irish friends|
Never above you
Never below you
Always beside you
|Here's to health and prosperity,|
To you and all your posterity.
And them that doesn't drink with sincerity,
That they may be damned for all eternity!
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