Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of a dozen naked women to get to a bottle of stout.
For the young Gaels of Ireland
Are the lads that drive me mad,
For half their words need footnotes
And half their rhymes are bad.
An Irishman can be worried by the consciousness that there is nothing to worry about.
Ireland is where strange tales begin and happy endings are possible.
|Conor Cruise O'Brien
Irishness is not primarily a question of birth or blood or language; it is the condition of being involved in the Irish situation, and usually of being mauled by it.
For an Irishman, talking is a dance.
|George Bernard Shaw
Put an Irishman on the spit and you can always get another Irishman to turn him.
My one claim to originality among Irishmen is that I have never made a speech.
When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step.
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